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October 02 Why did I stop posting so much here?I love Spaces, but got addicted to Wordpress... come find me at lovetrials - the BLOG by the way, this is NOT a work friendly blog so read it at HOME! what is the thing with the time?it is only 8:31 here and Spaces tells me it is tomorrow a.m..
Well, Thanks to everyone who reeads this horribly socacious attention whoring blog - i got what I wanted: I collected responces and might have a book offer soon! (woot!)
On the down side - I am temporarily hating all men - someone I adore got a "virus: in his phone and I found out how many other woemen he's been adoring.
Can I just say :STUPID!: What you never write can't be sent to other people! MIASorry Dear Reader for the lapse in timing, I have been a little under the weather and my day job has been kind of hinky. You know, better than most how my devious mind works and how I talk of sex and flirtation. What you may not know is that there is a time and a place for everything. Church is NOT the right place for me to give a blow job (as a priest reminded a very blushing teen-aged ME a decade or so ago . . .) and work is not the place for ugly people to joke about getting into my pants. Actually it isnt even a place for HOTT people to mention that... and to that end there has been some tension. No matter, the matter has been resolved. Becuase some of you have asked: 1. Yes, the sometimes boyfrined did manage gourmet chocolate on Valentine's day and was rewarded with a lovely steak diner (that he paid for, of course! - but I did offer!) and he was drained dry not once or twice, but three times. Ah, my favorite passtime when with a man, teasing him with my mouth until her can not control himself and unleashes. Steak and Blow Job day is every March 14th, the counter part to February 14th for women. I suggest you mark it on your calendar. 2. Yes, my listing has moved from Health and Wellness Sexual Advice to Niteflirt - too many pervs calling with darker questions and I am a stickler for the rules you know! 3. YES!!!! That was me on Jackandstench.com's podcast a few weeks ago! In case you missed it, let me know and I will give you the listen to date! February 01 men are stupid, but I love one anywayso he has been married more times than I can count and his oldest child is closer to my age than my own best friends are - AND the dumb ass can't give a decent present to save his life......... Valentine's Day is comming as is my birthday - any of you want to show him how it is done? If he doesn't bring his A Game, i am giving away his Steak and Bklow Job Day to another more deserving male! December 30 Don't date this guy Every once in a while I venture out and date - sometimes I even let a man get as close to cumming by my hand as the callers do. I am not sure what I was thinking about when I went out with this man.....Don't date this guy, he is high, and smells like cat butt no matter how hard you try to hold your breath!  More silly men . . . wanna read their e-mails?i put an add on Craig's List that I was bored and kinky and feeling ugly - here are some of the replies: <him> My name is Shane! I Would like to know if you would be interested in some exciting hot fun with two good looking str8 males this weekend? <me - cuz I am a slut, at least in my mind> hmmm, I have never had two at once . . . Would be nice to walk into a hotel room, grabbed and blindfolded and then had in as many ways as you can think of (with condoms of course) . . . <him>that sounds fun and exciting. we could do that for you if you wanted us to do that for you. <me>i am in the mood to be fucked hard and dirty and made to cum until I pass out. i have questions: Where are you located which one of you is hung larger - i have a thing for big cocks... do you do this often and why how safe will i be alone and naked with you? do either of you eat pussy? - mine is hot and quivering at the moment ................................................................. ready for another? oh, this one gave me flash backs! "My friend likes you" -------------------------------------------------------------------- December 24 what would you do?I was talking to a caller today, he is in Texas on vacation. He goes there regularly on business. A few years ago he met a girl in Austin and they became affectionate and have had an on-going affair ever since. When they met he was seperated from his wife and over time they just never had the talk of where this was going or what the status of his home life was. Well, he is in Texas on vacation and had the nerve to tell his lover where he is and that he brought his kids and WIFE along to be 15 miles away from her but he could not get away from them to see her. Oddly, he was shocked when his lover announced that she felt like a whore. What do you think? December 10 Horrah for Holidays!Okay, I'm a sucker! I spent the early morning berating some tiny dicked loser and then before lunchtime had spent all the money I made from ThumbDick on another little boy. It's not my fault, it is Christmas/Hanakah/Wintertime and I was passing one of the Orphan Trees where needy children have their wants and needs posted, and both trees were bare except for one lone ornament, soooo 30 minutes and $30.00 later I was back with 2 t-shirts, a sweatshirt, sweatpants and a football. When I was a kid, I was one of the names on those trees, and it was probably the best money I have spent this season, because I know I loved getting gifts as much then as I do now! hmmmm, Maybe I will donate all the money I make today? ps: to those who are freaking out that I mentioned children on a phone sex blog- get a grip for Christ's sake, I wasn't pimping them out, I am pimping out FOR them! December 08 Merry Christmas . . it is time to SING!this is me singing dirty versions of my favorite songs! December 05 sick F*ckersA few callers have been asking me about taboo topics and why I don't discuss them... Their reason is: they are paying so I should serve up what ever they request. My response, "Order from the menu darlin'" If you have joined Niteflirt and read the rules, you know that: Incest - including Mommy/Daddy/Auntie/brother/sister fantasies, sex with minors, beastiality - sex with animals (for those of you who are afraid of the big words),rape, murder, kidnap, and dead people , are all off limits. Me? I am into  Safe, Sane, and Consentual If you have a question about the topic you want to explore - just ask and I will let you know if it is in or out. Please don't behave as if you are sure I will cross the line - because I won't and trying to assert that I will - well Now that is just NASTY  and you will be blocked December 04 horray for mani's and pedi'sso, my feet are now soo smooth it would be a delight to feel them rubbed up and down your back . .. and they are shiny and painted and sooo happy looking! I gave in and got acrylic nails, I usualy have beautiful natural nails, but with the weather getting colder, I was afraid they would start breaking, and frankly - I DESERVED it! I took a little friend of mine and got her nails painted neon blue (nothing girly for her, thankyouverymuch) while I soaked in hot soapy water where someone rubed my legs and toes . . . yum. Merry Christmas to ME! If you want to help me make my Christmas brighter . . . click HERE! November 23 Happy Thanksgiving!Enjoy your Thanksgiving! It turns out my "food Poisening" is the flu so I am home alone in bed.... ALONE IN BED is SUCH a lonely phrase! However . . . . I look forward to an afternnon of phone calls and text messages and Picture messages of my crazy friends and family chowing down, November 21 food poisoningI have had a 103 degree fever for two days and every inch of me aches. Since I got the flu shot weeks ago, I am assuming it is food poisening... yuk November 16 Sudoku on the LooWhile in the Loo, as you poo . . do Sudoku. Buy yours Here: http://www.bb-shopping.com/products/Novelty-Suduko-Toilet-Roll.htm I love Sudoku - it is really fun and sometimes easy. I personally think they should paint puzzles on the inside of toilet stalls so I can study the numbers instead of reading "Here I come to sit and think but all I do _________" Psst: don't be mad, it is totally not my fault you know that poem! |
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